tempe to phoenix.

A man wheels in on a Jazzy scooter. It's pimped out with an American flag with a bald eagle on it and a license plate that says, “I'm deaf, but I'm also ignoring you.” He is balding, but his hair is white and long; he wears a baseball cap that says “native” on the back. He smokes one of those plastic nicotine faux-cigarettes and exits at the greyhound track. The heat is horrible today. He looks about sixty.

I can't tell if I should laugh or cry.